Post by mongoloidjim on Nov 13, 2014 8:36:37 GMT -6
Hey guys I didn't know where to post this and since this is the only board that does seem to have an irrelevant in-place theme going I though it might be the right place. I have a problem you probably got by the title of the forum and it is this:
Two months ago I tried to hang myself from the tree in front of my ex girlfriend's house the night after she broke up with me because she is moving across the country. Unfortunately my neck is to thick and muscular and rather than breaking it caused minor damage to my muscle tissue and not even a bit of strangulation. She is moving to South Carolina with her family (she lives at home) because since she is only seventeen she is under their rules or whatever, and I told her that if she went that it would break my heart. She started acting like a fucking psycho saying things like We have only been dating for three weeks, I haven't even know you for two months" and similar irreverent crazy bitch shit and I fucking lost it and that's when I tried hanging myself from that tree. I sat on the bough and I through a red brick through her window to make sure she saw me as soon as possible, and then I lifted myself off and fell. I'm currently typing to you from the hospital bed and I was wondering if I could get any advice as to how I might go about scaring her to stay and not go all the way to South Carolina. I'm 27, I have an apartment, a car, a good job, an iguana, two beta fish and a small dog. We can be a family and I don't want her to leave because when I get out of this hospital I don't want to have to chase her.
Thanks for any advice guys,
~ Jim
Two months ago I tried to hang myself from the tree in front of my ex girlfriend's house the night after she broke up with me because she is moving across the country. Unfortunately my neck is to thick and muscular and rather than breaking it caused minor damage to my muscle tissue and not even a bit of strangulation. She is moving to South Carolina with her family (she lives at home) because since she is only seventeen she is under their rules or whatever, and I told her that if she went that it would break my heart. She started acting like a fucking psycho saying things like We have only been dating for three weeks, I haven't even know you for two months" and similar irreverent crazy bitch shit and I fucking lost it and that's when I tried hanging myself from that tree. I sat on the bough and I through a red brick through her window to make sure she saw me as soon as possible, and then I lifted myself off and fell. I'm currently typing to you from the hospital bed and I was wondering if I could get any advice as to how I might go about scaring her to stay and not go all the way to South Carolina. I'm 27, I have an apartment, a car, a good job, an iguana, two beta fish and a small dog. We can be a family and I don't want her to leave because when I get out of this hospital I don't want to have to chase her.
Thanks for any advice guys,
~ Jim
